Giancarlo Stanton Practicing Line Drives So He Doesn’t Activate That Stupid Marlin Statue Thing
— The Onion being amazing again
Are you kidding me Ozzie? There was ONE thing you can’t do in Miami and you did it 3 games into the season
WHAT!?! This does not belong in a baseball stadium. It does not belong any place that is not a Carnivale float.
[Politicians] are not the intellectual cream of the crop.
— Miami Marlins president David Samson on the officials who funneled public funds to build the Marlin’s new stadium, without ever looking at their financial records. (via officialssay)
